cripsticks
cripsticks by njsur1786 August 4, 2011
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Lodged Chopsticks
Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.
Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.
Lodged Chopsticks by Susie Red December 24, 2006
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Crapstickles
V. {crap-stick-ulls)
Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.
See crapstickled.
Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.
See crapstickled.
"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!
Crapstickles by Spencer B. September 18, 2004
crip sticks
A demeaning term for crutches. Also used in conjunction with the word "gimp" while making fun of a crippled person.
crip sticks by shalyn is a ho May 14, 2007
Portugese Chopsticks
The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.
Portugese Chopsticks by Dzzz July 30, 2011
chopsticks
Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.
The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".
chopsticks by Baseologist July 3, 2003
Chopsticks
Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.
Chopsticks by PonchoFox January 4, 2015
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