Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.
Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.
"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!
The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.