cripplt 

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

cripplt by sandspit September 17, 2007

crippling depression 

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

crippling depression by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016

i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

i have crippling depression by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

Cripple Punk 

(also known as cpunk) A movement that is exclusively by the physically disabled for the physically disabled, started on tumblr. It's about rejecting pity, inspiration porn, & all other forms of ableism. It ejects the “good cripple” mythos. Cripple Punk is here for the bitter cripple, the uninspirational cripple, the smoking cripple, the drinking cripple, the addict cripple, the cripple who hasn’t “tried everything”. Cripple Punk fights internalized ableism & fully supports those struggling with it. It respects intersections of race, culture, gender, sexual/romantic orientation, size, intersex status, mental illness/neuroatypical status, survivor status, etc. Cripple Punk does not pander to the able bodied.
"rules":
-cripple punk is not conditional on things like mobility aids & “functioning levels”
-always listen to those w/ different physical disabilities & different intersections than yourself. do not speak over them
-disabled people do not need to personally identify w/ the words “cripple” or “punk” individually to be a part of cripple punk
-able bodied people wishing to spread the message may only ever amplify the voices of the disabled
-able bodied people may never use uncensored slurs themselves but never censor our language
-able bodied people must always tag things like reblogs with “i’m able bodied”

-physically disabled people wanting to be a part of the movement who are uncomfortable using the slur may refer to it as “cpunk”

I finally was comfortable with my disability after I found out about Cripple Punk! Now I'm not as nervous using my cane in public! I can use it to annoy ableists!

Cripple Punk by waaaaaaaaaat December 25, 2014

Crippling Depression 

Crippling Depression is a severe case of depression. Only the saddest people has this sickness.

Jim: Hey John.
John: I have crippling depression Jim, leave me the fuck alone you flithy cunt shit face mother fucker.

Crippling Depression by trekz August 24, 2016

Cripple

Someone who is injured or disabled in any shape, way or form. Usually need crutches, wheelchair or walking stick to walk, or sometimes just has a slight limp to their walk.

Bella: Hi, what happened to your leg?
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!

Bella: Get well soon!

Cripple by lopsided cucumber May 5, 2019

Cripple Credentials 

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021