A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

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crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.

crackophobic by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

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crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

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Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

Silent Cricket by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

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