Chickon

A Dutch breed of chicken that originates from Chatham in Kent. They often cluck in the software engineering departments of the automotive industry when they are not editing music or strumming the guitar

Tobias van de peer is the epitome of a chickon with his feathers and inane clucking

by Dictionary.eu January 25, 2019

Chickon

1. A chicken purchased from a butcher that has unusually long legs and dry yellow skin. Basically, a chickon is the exact opposite of what you'd look for when selecting a tasty chicken from a butcher. It is usually what is left of the fresh chicken at the end of the day because no one has purchased it.

The term originates in the Caribbean from the late musical legend Bob Marley. The term is properly pronounced as "Chik-kahn"

2. A chick who is unattractive, but is still bangable. She's the girl who you'd only call up if you had no one else to meet up with for a good shag.

1. David: Aw man, that fried stuff I had for lunch was terrible. Yuk.
Greg: What was it?
David: Chickon!

2. Ed: Hey Mark, remember that chickon I danced with last weekend at the club?
Mark: What the ugly one who had the nice long legs but no ass? Yeah I remember her. How could I forget.
Ed: Matt got her number and went out with her last night.
Mark: Well, that's cause Matt's a virgin and can't do any better. He doesn't hang out with too many chicks.

by Tis Vigo! January 28, 2008

chickon

a tasty, meaty treat that goes well with fries and a coke ... often kentucky fried.

mmmm this chickon tastes gooooood

by baller_123 August 31, 2005

Chickon

When you what chicken to rhyme with something other than Ben, then, hen, ten, when.

Chickon lickon the frickon beacon

by Chickon113 November 24, 2021

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

Chicken Nugger

Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

by Sharkbites August 23, 2017