crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.

crackophobic by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

crackophobia 

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Crackerphobic 

When you’re afraid of white people.

Keeho : I’ve been diagnosed w/ crackerphobia ever since 2017 when this white female came up to me and said hi. Crackerphobic is a thing ❗️❗️

Crackerphobic by jojisghoul January 15, 2021

Crackaphobia 

The fear of going to the chiropractor, that the chiropractor will break your neck in the process of adjusting you.

I had crackaphobia after listening to the noise of my friend getting adjusted.

Crackaphobia by Awesome-opossum June 13, 2010

door crackaphobia

Fear of not having the door shut all the way.

Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click

Is it so hard to shut the door all the way?! No one takes my Door Crackaphobia seriously

door crackaphobia by November312 June 18, 2014

crapophobic 

the fear of any brown, solid, bipass (poop, etc)

1) John- Hey, that bathroom stall is gross, will you flush for me?

Jane- Ewwww no! I am crapophobic!

crapophobic by memberchipsahoy March 20, 2010

Crankyphobic 

Referring to any minor inconvenience to CrankGameplays (aka Ethan Nestor) or any of his fans

“Did you hear? Ethan lost internet connection so he had to upload a new video late.”

“Well that’s crankyphobic.”

Crankyphobic by septic_heapass March 4, 2021