crackoon

a crackhead who digs through garbage and has dark bags under their eyes. much like a racoon.

damn crackoon got in the trash last night so i chased him off with a golf club.

by mcguff February 14, 2007

crackoon

a white person who has been wearing sunglasses in the bright sun and has a tan (or sunburn) line much like that of a raccoons mask.

Man, that guy shouldn't have worn his sunglasses to this festival, he looks like a crackoon now!

by SleazyCSabotage June 08, 2011

crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average

That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!

by crackoon August 01, 2009

Crackoon

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.

Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.

by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022

Crackoon

A person on any type of upper, whom is totally unaware of how they look to the outside world; typically found inside donation bins at late hours of the night

"See what Scott got dumpster diving?"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"

by Tits m4g33 July 23, 2019