Crackoon

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.

Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.

by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022

crackoon

a crackhead who digs through garbage and has dark bags under their eyes. much like a racoon.

damn crackoon got in the trash last night so i chased him off with a golf club.

by mcguff February 15, 2007

crackoon

a white person who has been wearing sunglasses in the bright sun and has a tan (or sunburn) line much like that of a raccoons mask.

Man, that guy shouldn't have worn his sunglasses to this festival, he looks like a crackoon now!

by SleazyCSabotage November 29, 2011

Crackoon

A person on any type of upper, whom is totally unaware of how they look to the outside world; typically found inside donation bins at late hours of the night

"See what Scott got dumpster diving?"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"

by Tits m4g33 July 23, 2019

crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average

That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!

by crackoon August 1, 2009

cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Crackron

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.

Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.

by marbred1212 June 28, 2009