crackophobia

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The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

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crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.

crackophobic by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Related Words

crackophobia • Crackaphobia • crackophobic • door crackaphobia • Crackerphobia • Cacophobia • Cockophobia • cratophobia • chickoPhobia • Clarkophobia

Cacophobia

An uncommon fear of ugliness.

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!

Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

Cacophobia

A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes

Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!

Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019

crocophobia

The fear of the water/land shoe brand, croc. This could be triggered in many ways such as the wholes in the shoe creating fear of trypophobia, or the fact that a tanline of wholes can appear after wearing them in the sun. Crocophobia can fear people due to the the odd or funky shape of the croc, people affected with crocophibia can have a hate or disgust for crocs or croc supporters or people wearing them, the squeak of the rubber can flare up anxiety as well.

Wow i think they have crocophobia, do you see the way they are hating on my crocs?

crocophobia by theycallmejuliandimsokewl July 22, 2019

Crackerphobia

When you are afraid of all the crackers aka white people because they are always shooting up schools.

Guy 1: Why do you crackerphobia?
Guy 2: Because hunter shot up the school

Crackerphobia by gangbanghangtang May 21, 2019

crappophobia

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.

When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.

crappophobia by mitty39 July 8, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026