cribondle 

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.

Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!

cribondle by sandspit September 24, 2007

Crindle 

Two separate beings that act as one single entity. While separated they are fragile and weak. But while together, their chi aligns as one and they become literally insane.

They cause physical and emotional chaos to their surroundings and inevitably perform "the Crindle" on any and all bystanders. The crindle is best described as a 3-person sex position where the Crindle suspend their victim horizontally between themselves while rapidly vibrating and vociferating.

The two-being entity known as the Crindle, once thought to be merely a hybrid-myth based off mistellings of the story of Castor and Pollux (The Gemini in greek mythology).

At times, the Crindle show deep rivalry between each other and other times they show a stronger bond than siblings. The Crindle generally has one superior half while the other half shadows him. The position of the shadow Crindle may transfer according to which Crindle is more capable in their goal.

The "Super Crindle" appears when neither Crindle can out-shadow the other, but instead appear to be two equal halves of a whole. The Super crindle is thought to appear in the end times--Armageddon. The Super Crindle is too complex and terrifying to be described using mundane language.

Those two delinquents are real crindles.

Crindle by Nagol! April 11, 2010

crondle 

When one man shits into another mans mouth.

His mouth is going to taste funny in the morning, I totally crondled him.

crondle by the smag July 27, 2011

cribnoodled 

When you pick up a sleeping baby out of a crib

I picked up little Johnny from his afternoon nap and the little bastard was cribnoodled.

cribnoodled by AngryJohn December 16, 2013

Crimonoles 

Slang for the Florida State Seminoles.

The Criminoles had another player suspended for stealing beef jerky from K-Mart.

Crimonoles by PooperScooper September 24, 2003

crayondle

A candle made using crayons.

I just used all of my sons broken crayons to make some custom crayondles!

crayondle by DommyG April 15, 2021

Crizbonkles 

Cinnamon to: Crazy, Out of this world, or Wild

Person 1: Bro look at Lindsey, Person 2: She looks Crizbonkles

Crizbonkles by Poopyhead188373 December 28, 2021