Crimonoles
Crimonoles by PooperScooper September 24, 2003
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Criminoles
Football team at an inferior Florida university located in the capitol city of Tallahasse. The team notoriously tries to live up to the Thug Life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.
Criminoles by Hullabaloo May 12, 2006
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Criminoles
Gaytor fan: You boys from Free Shoes U are just a bunch of Criminoles!
Nole fan: Yeah, we're Criminoles. We steal your dreams! Enjoy your undefeated seasons while they last.
Gaytor: ...
Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.
Nole fan: Yeah, we're Criminoles. We steal your dreams! Enjoy your undefeated seasons while they last.
Gaytor: ...
Nole: You mean you never went undefeated? Oh, my mistake. The sound of our Free Shoes pounding your program into the dust for two decades must have distracted me.
Criminoles by potswa May 15, 2009
Criminoled
The act of getting pegged by FSU. By pegged, we mean having Florida State, a team that won only two games last year, beat you in your season opener. It is the equivalent of having a hard object rammed in your rectum.
Criminoled by Wordsmith221985 August 30, 2025
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