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When one man shits into another mans mouth.
His mouth is going to taste funny in the morning, I totally crondled him.
crondle by the smag July 27, 2011
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The hardened portion of lotion or soap that unites at the tip of the bottle (or tube) dispenser
Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)

I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)

“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)
Cronkle by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019
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crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.
Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.
crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016
According to the Gman Squad episode 5:
"A crundle is a flap of skin between your ballsack and the butthole. Much like a taint."

If you get shot by a Gman wearing glasses, your must promptly shout, "Ah! My crundle!"
"Ah, my crundle! Ah, my tits....my tits..."
Crundle by Crackbone'sLover June 23, 2009

bundle of crundle 

A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.
Holy shit she is fat, she looks like a bundle of crundle!
Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals
Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there
Crongle by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

Crongleous 

An underdeveloped human being. Cronglei can be used when referring to multiple people.
God damnit Forehead, you're such a crongleous
Crongleous by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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