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Cronkle
Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)
I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)
“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)
I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)
“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)
Cronkle by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019
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crondle • crandle • Crongle • croodle • crundle • croddle • Crondulence • chondles • Condle • Crandlebox
crandled
crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016
Crundle
According to the Gman Squad episode 5:
"A crundle is a flap of skin between your ballsack and the butthole. Much like a taint."
If you get shot by a Gman wearing glasses, your must promptly shout, "Ah! My crundle!"
"A crundle is a flap of skin between your ballsack and the butthole. Much like a taint."
If you get shot by a Gman wearing glasses, your must promptly shout, "Ah! My crundle!"
Crundle by Crackbone'sLover June 23, 2009
bundle of crundle
A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.
bundle of crundle by CrundleTurdMonster December 30, 2007
Crongle
Crongle by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013
Crongleous
Crongleous by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019
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