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Daniel Craiging

verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.

Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens

When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls
Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"

Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"
Daniel Craiging by NotVincentPensyl September 7, 2011
Related Words

Craughing 

When someone is craughing, it is near impossible to tell if they are crying or laughing. Normally the craugher is in another room or out of eyesight, so you can't see their crying/laughing face.

Note: Not to be confused with craffing, the act of crying and laughing at the same time. Craughing is when you can't tell between the two.
"Wow, stop craughing!"
Craughing by Dest747 May 9, 2010

criching 

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.
I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!
criching by pympworth June 27, 2014

Craiging Out 

Craiging Out is defined by the complete lack and disregard of previous friendships and relationships in lieu of intimate contact. Common symptoms include: Dropping out of contact with previously close friends for several months, adamantly denying that anything is wrong with the current situation and lack of contact, pretending not to notice texts and or phone calls and insisting that it simply was not next to you for days on end, and when parked outside the home of someone who is in the process of Craiging Out, they will not only not come outside to say hello, but call hours later and refer to the situation as "creepy" and try to focus attention off of themselves.

A person can also said to be Craiging Out when he or she ditches friends for something else, in most cases, sexual intercourse.
Dude I can't believe he is Craiging Out on you guys like that, I mean he's known you for like 8 years or more now, he could at least answer a phone call once in a while.

craiging 

the act of kidnapping a boy scout and taking him into the woods to tie special knots
I'm going to quit my job and go craiging
craiging by GregZ April 9, 2013

Craiging 

The art of making a girl fall in love with you and then ditching her.
Tori broke up with her boyfriend for Doug but it turns out he was just craiging on her.
Craiging by hiddenknowledge February 20, 2011
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