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inwardly cringing
inwardly cringing by r333k0 September 15, 2011
pathetic cringing little milksop
Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
pathetic cringing little milksop by Telephony December 17, 2011
Crogging
Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”
Crogging by MelvMax111 May 6, 2020
Cregging
Committing public displays of affection in a gross and overly loving manner. This can include kissing, touching, tickling, secret whispering, private knowing glances in the company of strangers, friends and family. It also suggests a total lack of awareness at the discomfort of those witnessing the creg.
Noun- a creg
verb- to creg
plural- creggan
Noun- a creg
verb- to creg
plural- creggan
"Did you see Chris cregging with his girlfriend"
"Ye, she was kissing his neck and grabbing his joint!"
"Ye, she was kissing his neck and grabbing his joint!"
Cregging by Girton Biscuit April 27, 2010
cringing
cringing - (cringe present tense)
to have an unsettleing sinking sensation all throughout ones torso from something directly or indirectly happining to oneself,to ones utter horror and dismay.
dying of cringe
to have an unsettleing sinking sensation all throughout ones torso from something directly or indirectly happining to oneself,to ones utter horror and dismay.
dying of cringe
Crogging
When a woman is wearing a Onesie, with the ass flap open, And does a vogue-ing dance with her ass crack through the open flap. Must be done preferably by a hot white blonde texas biotch.
This term was coined by the Perv Possee of Stamford, CT.
Names of members to be withheld to protect them
This term was coined by the Perv Possee of Stamford, CT.
Names of members to be withheld to protect them
Crogging by Rover Chamier, CBO, PervPosse June 15, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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