Crenis

male, usually spending their day on video chatting websites (chatroulette). Always jacking off on camera just to gross everyone out. Do not care if police find them or not, will get away by cumming on their faces.

Did you get any tits?
Nope i got so many crenis (plural crenii)

by Femalian Lover Jclack December 22, 2010

crenis

A male who is unclean in appearance; this gives the impression that he may indeed have a scum incrusted penis due to lack of washing. The word is derived from the words crust and penis.

Wow Mike! You're such a crenis... you need to shower more!

by Blajke Chandlar May 28, 2007

crentist

A really good dentist who has a special quick-dry bonding for emergency crown repair.

Michael: Sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight: Oh yeah...
Michael: What's his name?
Dwight: Crentist.
Michael: Your dentist's name is crentist?
Dwight: Yeah...
Michael: Huh... Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

by garylee March 8, 2009

crêpist

A rapist who specializes in serving their violated victims crêpes as a way of easing them into a new life in which they have been raped. Immoral assholes, probably French, or from Missouri.

Now now Corbyn, I'd take it easy on the criticism of Daniel's cooking, there may be some crêping going on tonight. I'm pretty sure he's a crêpist.

by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass June 19, 2014

crentis

absolutely gumbled fingers; an incurable disease where one’s fingers are contorted to the point of being gumbled

John: Wow wtf is wrong with Grants fingers? they’re so fucked up looking

Jeff: Woah dude that’s fucked up, Grant has Crentis

John: I apologize for my insensitivity

by tentsoup June 4, 2023

Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.

FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

crenshaw weave

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.

Me: "Yo look at her nasty hair! "
Her: "it's probably a Crenshaw weave!"

by socialite562 April 1, 2015