cenis

Car penis
So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy. Therefore a cenis is simply a car penis. like the c for Car and enis from pENIS make cenis

Person 1: You already know sally's cussy was probably grippin'
Person 2: Bro but like lightning mcqueen probably had MAD cenis is he was pullin that typa bumber!

cenis by bouis November 29, 2021

cenis

A cat penis!

Wow!! That cat has a pretty large cenis...

cenis by Mrsstrangecat May 4, 2010

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

censorship 

The process of ████████ ███████████ to the advantage of █████████ in order to ███████. Potentially used against ██████ and other such forms of ██████. A staple weapon to any functioning regime of █████████.

Yeah, cuz censorship is totally the answer to the problems in ████████.

censorship by yosheek June 19, 2011

Celise 

An exclusive and beautiful name for exclusively beautiful women. Celise's are extremely generous and are known to frequently be the designated driver for nights out. They have an exceptional amount of love for their close circle of friends and would quite literally go and get water from the moon if it would help the people they care about. A Celise is the kind of girl you can trust with your innermost secrets, fears and worries and know that she will guard them with her own life. Celise is also someone you can share jokes with and who will laugh excessively at your bad humour. If you ever feel down or like you just want to give up, a Celise is sure to find the right words to get you back up and smiling. Celise's are also wonderful if you just need that great hug to make you feel better, or if you need that supportive shoulder to cry on. If you know a Celise or if you're even blessed enough to have one as a friend; you are tremendously lucky and you should spend your time trying to make her as happy as she makes you!

Oh, you met this extremely interesting, beautiful and giving woman last night? Well, you must have come across a Celise.

Did you just say you know a Celise?!?! OMG - I am sooooo jealous!!!

Celise by Melkesjokolade May 6, 2010

Adding your two cents 

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.

James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.

Adding your two cents by Jaye_$upreme October 6, 2016

Two Cents 

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.

"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."

Two Cents by Mackendeez March 20, 2018