crentist

A really good dentist who has a special quick-dry bonding for emergency crown repair.

Michael: Sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight: Oh yeah...
Michael: What's his name?
Dwight: Crentist.
Michael: Your dentist's name is crentist?
Dwight: Yeah...
Michael: Huh... Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

by garylee March 8, 2009

crentist

A really bad dentist. Or someone cleaning your teeth that isn't trained.

Sometimes I open my mouth to let my cat sniff it. And then he licks it. Stupid crentist.

by kate kunkel March 10, 2008

crentis

absolutely gumbled fingers; an incurable disease where one’s fingers are contorted to the point of being gumbled

John: Wow wtf is wrong with Grants fingers? they’re so fucked up looking

Jeff: Woah dude that’s fucked up, Grant has Crentis

John: I apologize for my insensitivity

by tentsoup June 4, 2023