crentist 

A really good dentist who has a special quick-dry bonding for emergency crown repair.

Michael: Sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight: Oh yeah...
Michael: What's his name?
Dwight: Crentist.
Michael: Your dentist's name is crentist?
Dwight: Yeah...
Michael: Huh... Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

crentist by garylee March 8, 2009

crentist 

A really bad dentist. Or someone cleaning your teeth that isn't trained.

Sometimes I open my mouth to let my cat sniff it. And then he licks it. Stupid crentist.

crentist by kate kunkel March 10, 2008

crentis 

absolutely gumbled fingers; an incurable disease where one’s fingers are contorted to the point of being gumbled

John: Wow wtf is wrong with Grants fingers? they’re so fucked up looking

Jeff: Woah dude that’s fucked up, Grant has Crentis

John: I apologize for my insensitivity

crentis by tentsoup June 4, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004