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tiaa-cref 

1. A financial sweat shop

2. A company living on it's past reputation that has now become a McJob factory

3. A corporate fat farm full of imbeciles

4. 1970's investment technology
Hey man, don't go to work there, the pay is garbage and you'll work 80 hour weeks, it's so tiaa-cref!

That company is so full of shit man, like tiaa-cref fake!

She gained 75 pounds eating all that mayonnaise but she joined a tiaa-cref outfit so she'll fit right in.

They still use DOS to manage their mutual funds, it's so tiaa-cref!
tiaa-cref by thehateman November 1, 2009
Related Words
creflo creft cref Crefé Crefeld Crefetus crefeward creff Creffo Crefiix
* Finance: An easy acronym suitable for identifying NON-EXEMPT SECURITIES, that can be used during the Uniform Securities Examination, Series 63 Exams.

*How it works: You the acronym "C4. R. E. F.T.I." or simply "Crefti" each time one is asked figure out which security will be exempt from state registration. The definition of CREFTI is for non-exempt securities. ANY SECURITY ON THIS LIST MUST BE REGISTERED AT THE STATE LEVEL.

Non-Exempt securities (MUST register):

*C- Currency
*C- Condos
*C- Collectibles
*C- Commodity Futures

*R- Residence

*E- Endowments

*F- Fixed Annuities

*T-Traditional (Whole ) Insurance

*I -IRA or Keogh plans

(Hint: any security not on this list IS either an exempt or Federal Covered security, thus need not register at the State level)
Example:" According to the provisions given under NSMIA and the Uniform Securities Act, which of the following securities my be registered with the State Administrator....(long list of securities provided)

Answer: Use CREFTI --anything NOT on this list is exempt from registration! (Bingo!)
CREFTI by Peter Afari August 14, 2009
The muddy-colored, putrid fluid that leaks out of one's anus when they are suffering from dysentary
1) Doctor, I've been taking the medication but I constantly have creflow leaking into my underwear, my wife refuses to be in the same room with me.
Creflow by Asstrologer April 10, 2020
to steal
as in the tv minister Creflo A Dollar
urban origin
ripoff
Manzz dont axe fo sheet, creflo dat motherfucka.
creflo by but its not porn February 1, 2004
To place one's fingers and/or hand in and/or around another's individual's genitalia.
I saw you had the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?
Creft by Dukatz June 6, 2011
a monetary amount, ie dollars.
Man, my rent is due and I ain't got the creflos. I ain't got the kinda creflos for that!
creflo by Pembleton February 2, 2007