cream cup

a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it

first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.

hah..i got rid of the hoe by givin her a cream cup

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

harvey cream cup

When a male ejaculates into a females belly button and punches her in the stomach.

Scott: i gave susan a harvey cream cup last night!
Nick: Sweet i want seconds.

by Retardation Station July 18, 2010

Ice Cream Cup

n. At the climax of "doggystyle" sex, the penis is removed from the vagina or anus in such a way that ejaculate covers both the lower vagina and anus (Or testicles and anus in male-male intercourse). The receiver of the cup maintains their position until the "ice cream" is licked off, either by the "ice cream" dispenser or a third party.

When Julie farted, the ice cream bubbled out of the cup.

by Mister Softee October 21, 2004

Cup cream

When your homie creams in your cupped hands and you rub it in your skin like lotion

I saw Alex applying cup cream in the public toilets

by anonymous January 29, 2023

Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.

Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"

by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018

Get a badge and a cupon for ice cream

Noun- To get a handjob by the opposit sex. Usually used so said opposit sex doesn't know what's happening.

Also could mean to literally get a badge and a cupon for ice cream after the handjob.

Guy #1- So tonight I think I'm going to get a badge and a cupon for ice cream, if you know what I mean.

Guy #2- Really? Go you.

Girl- What the fuck...?

by Aftab June 18, 2006

Creamy cupcake

When you have anal sex with a male/female and you cum on the butt hole and on the butt cheeks.

Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!

by Jaybwallen September 14, 2019