An unreachable plateau of utter coolness in which one can't quench the cool quality of the cool being in lamens terms, I'm fuckin cool and you'll never be as cool as me...

You can smoke some crack and think you're cool but only the utter cool can be crazycool...are you cool with that? There's no crazycool like the Capn's coolcrazy!

crazycool by Capn Chronic the CrazyCoolChronicCrusader August 20, 2005

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crazycoolamazing

describes something too wonderful for just one word

ryan murphy is so crazycoolamazing!
it is crazycoolamazing when people can read minds!

crazycoolamazing by mindreader May 23, 2004

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crazymotherfuckingdrink

-noun
Pronunciation: CRAZY motherfucking DRINK
1. Getting hella blazed on that Rafam dub, fo $fiftain. Heading toward the nearest Jack in the Box.
DRIVE THROUGH..
ORDER. (Founder HERONIE and co-founder COCAINA are usuals.)

2 pumps of sprite, 3 pumps of Dr. pepper, a little orange soda, 1 pump of coke, and a little bit of lemonade.
actual results may vary.

Don't forget the ranch!

"That is one.. crazymotherfuckingdrink!!!"
"yeah, I'd like two 99cent tacos for 99cents, two chicken sandwhiches, and ONE CRAZYMOTHERFUCKINGDRINK!"..

crazymotherfuckingdrink by INyo May 3, 2008

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Crazytown USA

Something that is so insane, that it deserves it's own zipcode.

That joke was Crazytown USA.

Crazytown USA by Brandon Treen October 29, 2005

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CRAZYROOM

Refers to a craziness or insanity that one does not suffer from, but rather enjoys. Commonly done for one's enjoyment and not out of actual mental illness.

Use #1: Kitty is CRAZYROOM.
Use #2: Join the CRAZYROOM, buddy!
Use #3: CRAZYROOM!!!

CRAZYROOM by Elbot Wolfcat April 3, 2005

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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