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classterbation 

I was at a high brow function and classterbation was in order.... Masterbation with the pinky out!
classterbation by Jujuwee May 7, 2017

Classterbation 

Isaac enjoys classterbation

crassturbation

The act of masturbating at an extremely inappropriate time, with little respect for the feelings of others in the vicinity
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
crassturbation by derpymuffins June 18, 2014

classterbating 

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.

crasterbation 

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crasterbation 

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003