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Crapper gargoyle
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
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Clappery
Clappery by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012
Crapperpillar
"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"
"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"
"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"
*Flick*
"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"
"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"
*Flick*
Crapperpillar by Catlius October 7, 2010
Pool Crapper
That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
Pool Crapper by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019
Crapper Quarantine
Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
Crapper Quarantine by Minuccp December 15, 2012
Phantom Crapper
A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.
Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Phantom Crapper by Freddie T March 17, 2008
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