Crappercracker

One who is so addicted to his blackberry while at work that he wont even stop sending emails while in the crapper in the midst of defacating.

John: did you also get that messed up email from joe?

Raul: dude i dont get it - i just saw him walking into the bathroom.  How could he have sent that?

John: you dont know? Joe is a uber managing crappercracker

Raul: shit bro ... Wont even take a shit in peace...

by Stinkynutz69 February 19, 2010

Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025