crapperjack

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

by James March 07, 2004

crapperjack

A handjob given to a person on the toilet who is attempting to defecate.

That's as disruptive as a crapperjack.

by John Gonzales February 21, 2011

Crapperjacked

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople April 27, 2016

crapperjack

one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.

You are such a crapperjack.

by uttam maharjan October 02, 2011