Crap happens. Crappens is a blend of crap and happens and is more indifferent, lazy and quicker to say than "shit happens". Crappens has the added bonus of making the listener ask you what you said which usually pulls them out of their whine.
by Vidiette October 4, 2008
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*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
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Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
______
Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
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Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.
Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.
Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.
1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.
2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.
2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.
by AC Austin May 6, 2006
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A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"
by corey c. October 23, 2006
Get the crappening mug.(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.
by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008
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by Nick05 January 6, 2005
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an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.
an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.
by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005
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