Definitions by Vidiette
crappens
Crap happens. Crappens is a blend of crap and happens and is more indifferent, lazy and quicker to say than "shit happens". Crappens has the added bonus of making the listener ask you what you said which usually pulls them out of their whine.
PbutS
poor, but struggling. Someone who is working diligently and with dignity to better their circumstances.
China is about to lose it's PbutS status and enter the middle class of the world's economic neighborhood.