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crappen

A gigantic crap the size of Mars
I just took the crappen
by Oxford143 November 16, 2018
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Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"
"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."
by The thruster. August 21, 2011
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Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
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What’s crappening?

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022
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Crapperpillar

A caterpillar which appears cute until you notice the little present it has left on your hand.
"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"

"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"

"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"

*Flick*
by Catlius October 7, 2010
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Pool Crapper

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019
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crapping around

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.
We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!
by daveburdick December 22, 2007
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