crapord

crapord is that friend who is well... Your mother . Most of the time this girl is steeling ur man, and uhhh your dada is very sad beacause he has no wife. mostly beacause crapord stole her...

"that girl stole my dad!" "Nani!? she's sutch a crapord!"

by kook._.e September 19, 2021

craporama

a flea market or garage sale

Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?

by I am Achmed January 13, 2009

Crapwords

1.Words that have no meaning
2.Made up words for another purpose, normally to make a point

1. "That ain't no word, its a Crapword"
2. "man, i was on urbandictionary.com today and someone made some crapwords"
"Why did they do that?"
"Cuz they're little muthafuckers"

by Crapwords May 26, 2004

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom

A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no

by steelord March 27, 2007

craporabilia

All the cool stuff you've been collecting cuz "someday it's gonna be worth a fortune on eBay" or "I can't wait to show this to my kids."

Items can range from ticket stubs, to eight track tapes, to shoeboxes of old letters, to your original Chucks Taylors.

Also known as the reason for garages, attics, and basements.

Related to packrattiude.

Known cures include fire, flood and death and the need to decorate several hundred Cracker Barrels and Hard Rock Cafes.

Spouse: Wtf! Are we moving these boxes of craporabilia AGAIN? This shit weighs a ton and you never use it.

Spouse: My LIFE is in those boxes. I want our daughter to have my patched pants. And those World's Fair mugs are worth a FORTUNE!

by EmmaSez January 23, 2009

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004