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a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom
A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no
craplord by steelord March 27, 2007
Words you can keep
A landlord that sees their tenants as dollar signs and nothing else. They won't fix anything that needs to be fixed in your apartment or respond to any of your messages.
Guy: "I can't wait till my lease ends. My craplord won't fix my broken fridge or the leak in the ceiling."
Craplord by pissedofftenant July 13, 2023
1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.
GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.
Crapload by HarryBolz November 4, 2014
I have a crapload of homework to do.
crapload by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

Crapwords 

1.Words that have no meaning
2.Made up words for another purpose, normally to make a point
1. "That ain't no word, its a Crapword"
2. "man, i was on urbandictionary.com today and someone made some crapwords"
"Why did they do that?"
"Cuz they're little muthafuckers"
Crapwords by Crapwords May 26, 2004

Crablord 

The lord of the crabs future enslavers of the human race.
'o shit i didnt think that definition was true BUT THERES THE CRABLORD'
Crablord by Maggut March 5, 2009
crapload by Cantrip June 20, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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