craprodisiac Share definition Flag Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels. I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac. craprodisiac by J December 22, 2004 Get the craprodisiac mug.