craprod

1) a lousy good for nothing louse. lazy, will often make a mess and leave for others to clean up such as at home or the workplace

2) an unreliable person who you can only count on to be a real douche bag.

1)That craprod DB left early and now I have to finish the work he didnt do.. again.

2) Dont invite that craprod, he always orders more than he can pay for.

by funkjunkie October 17, 2008

Bohemian Crapsody

When an individual attempts to sing Bohemian Rhapsody and sounds horrible, like something between a bat and a dying whale.

Dude, enough with the Bohemian Crapsody. You're killing my ears.

by Ewan.Mac.gov July 27, 2010

craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

by Tommyt July 12, 2011

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

crapronym

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.

Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"

by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009

crapPod

A term for an Apple iPod.

Look at all the iSheep with their crapPods.

by itsky January 7, 2008

bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.

"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"

by slugj3lag June 26, 2012