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Crappatorium 

New slightly posher name for public toilets.
Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.
Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005

crapatory 

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"
Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.
crapatory by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

Tune the carborator 

a discreet way of saying that you want and/or have played with someones nipples, without anyone suspecting anything otherwise.
*at the dinner table with parents*
john: did you meet up with sarah last night at the....garage?
paul: yeah man, she let me tune the carborator ;)
Tune the carborator by DanBry September 9, 2009

Crapigator

Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.
Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"

Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”
Crapigator by Londa Zack June 1, 2007

Corporator 

One who forwards a Corporate objective and interest. Such a person may or may not hold employment with a Corporation. He or she may also be an outsider who's services have been retained so to perform certain tasks on behalf of either a singular or collective Corporate bodies.
Former Congressman John Mckim is a Corporator for General Motors. His services has been retained in a Lobbyist capacity, so to push forward the interests of General Motors Corporation.
Corporator by Baron Neville May 15, 2016

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.
"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."
crapatorium by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007