craphernalia

different objects in your inventory related to crap in a direct way - they may be crap products, crap derivatives, plastered all over or just partly with crap, or just smelling like crap.
A: give me a lighter
B: it's in my bag, go and get it
A: OMG, LOLZOR, here's only craphernalia!
by steelord March 23, 2007
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craplord

a person who has a natural inclination to spend his time in the bathroom
A: get out, you craplord, i wanna crap as well
B: no
by steelord March 23, 2007
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