crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.

That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Crapulence

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Crapulence

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

crapigeon

Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.

Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)

In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.

by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008