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crapigeon 

Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.

Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)
In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.
crapigeon by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008
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Crapinion 

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion
Crapinion by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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crapoleon 

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.
That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.
crapoleon by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023
A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.
Oh man, look at this crapagon.
crapagon by rippleGon October 19, 2013

crapington 

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing
e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington
crapington by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004

crapitron 

Gavin thinks he is the Gavitron but he is really the crapitron.
crapitron by anonymous November 29, 2004

craigmond 

Usually defined by a man with an unusually small penis and is completely covered with body hair.
Damn that craigmond is really going to let that homosexual down.
craigmond by robertastical September 16, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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