crapmas

Commonly called Xmas.

Oh no crapmas is in ten weeks..

by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018

Crapmas

This day is December 25th and used to be known as Christmas. Due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. It can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.

Merry effing Crapmas.

"What'd you get for Crapmas?"

by Chaotic Kitten January 8, 2009

Crapmas Paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapping paper

It took me two hours to wrap this gift with this dollar store crapmas paper

by grandmasterB December 22, 2009