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crapmaster
1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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Craptastacle
Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020
craptastrophe
Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
craptastrophe by jen925 April 17, 2009
craptastic
"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."
craptastic by Of the Sun March 2, 2010
craptastic
(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable
2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy
etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable
2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy
etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
craptastic by Marchant July 28, 2004
Craptastic
Craptastic by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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