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crapmaster
1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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Craptastacle
Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020
craptastrophe
Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.
Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
craptastrophe by jen925 April 17, 2009
craptastic
"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."
craptastic by Of the Sun March 2, 2010
craptastic
(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable
2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy
etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable
2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy
etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'
craptastic by Marchant July 28, 2004
Craptastic
Craptastic by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
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