1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per
time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks
like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to
perfection.
You
still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the
size of that! You are the Crapmaster!