cool4dude's definitions

jj

It stands for "Just Jesting" and is a sophisticated alternative to jk

Bob: "Hey Gina, you look fat in those pants!"
Gina: "Why you son of a..."
Bob: "JJ!"
Gina: "haha!"

by cool4dude April 18, 2006

hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005

foolsmith

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.

The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.

by cool4dude November 7, 2005

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

by cool4dude November 8, 2005

Jello Pimp

A word used to describe Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby doesn't have any ho's, but he sure is a Jello Pimp.

by cool4dude December 28, 2005

br34d

br34d is a food made from w33t. There are, however, other varieties like "wh1t3 br34d" and "ry3 br34d"

You can also heat br34d and make t04st.

Bob had br34d with cereal to have a comp1337 balanced breakfast.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

re re

An ironically retarded way to refer to someone as being or acting retarded.

Hey man, look at that re re over there spinning around in circles!

by cool4dude April 28, 2005