cool4dude's definitions

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

by cool4dude November 8, 2005

Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

jeezy

A Ghetto version of Jesus.

"Props be to Jeezy."

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

duder

Duder is a word of many possibilites. It can be used as a replacement for dude. It can also be used to mean someone is more dude-like than someone else (as in dude, duder, dudest.) It has also been known to be used to describe objects for which the name has been temporarily forgotten, or otherwise unknown to the user of the word. Still yet another usage is a verb which means the act of being a dude or doing dudely things.

Hey duder, come over to my house.

Steve is duder than I am, but surely not the dudest guy in the room.

Beth need help to figure out how to opperate this new duder she got.

I think I'm going to go put on my sunglasses and duder around town.

by cool4dude May 1, 2005

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

whistlecore

A genre of music relating to the modern concept of hardcore music (it is also related to metalcore, emocore, grindcore, and many other "core" genres.)

The music is played primarily with screaming vocals and a whistle. Often it is merely 1 person whistling, then screaming.

Johnny is was totally headbanging to the awesome whistlecore, before he burst out laughing.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

McPutz

A person often considered to be a putz that works at McDonalds.

That McPutz forgot to give me fries.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005