cool4dude's definitions

dudest

The most dudely one can be.

Relating to the scale of dude, duder, dudest.

Shaun is without a doubt the dudest guy in the Midwest.

by cool4dude May 1, 2005

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

whistlecore

A genre of music relating to the modern concept of hardcore music (it is also related to metalcore, emocore, grindcore, and many other "core" genres.)

The music is played primarily with screaming vocals and a whistle. Often it is merely 1 person whistling, then screaming.

Johnny is was totally headbanging to the awesome whistlecore, before he burst out laughing.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

by cool4dude November 8, 2005

robot pit

Similiar to a mosh pit, a robot pit has many people dancing "the robot" in close together so that while doing so they bump into eachother in a clunky robot fashion.

The band Lament of Aporia was so awesome, that the crowd decided to start a robot pit.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

anal diver

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.

He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Canuckslyvania

A frozen wasteland full mounties and polar bears where people walk around drunkenly saying "eh?" Canucksylvania is the native land to canucks and hosers.

Steve informed his friends that the citizens of Canuckslyvania are all drunken idiots.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005