Crapmas 

This day is December 25th and used to be known as Christmas. Due to useless gifts, dysfunctional families, bad food, and just general self-centeredness, many people have come to loathe this day. It can usually only be tolerated by consuming copious amounts of liquor.

Merry effing Crapmas.

"What'd you get for Crapmas?"

Crapmas by Chaotic Kitten January 8, 2009

crapmas 

Commonly called Xmas.

Oh no crapmas is in ten weeks..

crapmas by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018

Crapmas Paper 

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapping paper

It took me two hours to wrap this gift with this dollar store crapmas paper

Crapmas Paper by grandmasterB December 22, 2009

crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

crapcast 

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

crapcast by John May 13, 2005

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

Crapmanistan by cool4dude April 29, 2005

craptasking 

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.

I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.

craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011