crapas 

Tapas that tastes like shit.

lee: "hows the tapas toby?"

toby: "fuck this aint tapas u dick...crapas more like"

lee: "unlucky..."

crapas by blotuk June 30, 2011

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

Scoville craps 

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

Scoville craps by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

crapaflapnasti 

adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks. (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.

I don't eat fish sticks. They're crapaflapnasti.

crapaflapnasti by to blave November 18, 2014

Capasitor 

A Capasitor (the purposely misspelling of Capacitor) is a faulty electrolytic capacitor that fails in a short period of time (1-3years). Most Capasitors are the result of incorrect electrolyte formulation in aluminum electrolytic capacitors.

Its rumored the "S" in Capasitor is from "Shitty" and like the wrong formula was simply stuck in there .

A electrolytic Capacitor that explodes instantly from being installed backwards is not a Capasitor, as that is a install error and not a component manufacturing problem.

The Capasitor plague was a period between 1999 and 2007 when Capasitors were killing in a large number of products.

That cheap Chinese capasitor killed my motherbaord.

Capasitor by mpheyse October 21, 2015

crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

CRAPartment 

A crappy apartment, or an apartment that needs a lot of work done to it to make it livable.

We live in a CRAPartment. We need to either really fix it up or move out.

CRAPartment by CRAPartment April 26, 2008