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Crapmanship 

Mediocre skill in an occupation or trade. Expertise in mediocrity. Poor outcome in a trade or business despite years of experience.
I always notice the crapmanship in the NYC subway repairs.
Crapmanship by Magister Ludi August 24, 2011
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crapmanship 

Used to describe the overall poor quality of an item from design straight through to manufacturing and use.

Thanks to planned obsolescence and general crapmanship I have burned through two paper shredders in two years. That's bunk!
crapmanship by strayduck February 18, 2008

Crapmanship 

v. A nincompoop's ability to brain fuck a person possessing more intelligence.
The neophyte senator displayed crapmanship during yesterday's deliberation.
Crapmanship by beintetoma December 14, 2010

Crapsmanship 

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.
The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.
Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008

canmanship 

The quality of a graffiti "artists" work.

Taken from combining "penmanship" and the "cans" of spray paint the artists generally work with.

Coined in Chicago in the early part of this decade.
"The alderman gave Jaques an award for his amazing canmanship on the Graceland Cemetery wall."

The canmanship on the Weiss Hospital wall mural is outstanding.

Columbia College offered a scholarship to Kuumba Lynx because of the outstanding canmanship on the Uplift School.
canmanship by irishpirate1 January 23, 2007

Crapsmanshit 

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.
Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.
Crapsmanshit by Nathandar August 27, 2010

chopmanship 

Noun. Skill at wielding chopsticks.
Asians have good chopmanship.

Cameron: Your chopmanship is in need of improving
chopmanship by ThundercatsHOOOOOOOOO February 22, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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