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crap duster 

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.
"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"
crap duster by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007

Cropdusted  

The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .
DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !
Cropdusted by Bite-Me April 27, 2008

crapduster 

A word defining a person who consistently spreads bullshit amongst all the people they know. No relation to "crapdusting". Perpetual shit spreaders are described by this word.
Janine said to Jack, "I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you."
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."

Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster
crapduster by unbeatablejatt August 24, 2010

Cropdusted 

Darting or Passing Gas While Walking By Someone Without Saying Anything
Boy My Boss Just Cropdusted All Over My Desk Now It Smells Like Ads
Cropdusted by WordMasterElite July 28, 2020

cropdusted 

When a fully clothed woman walks by you and her breasts quickly rub against your body because she needs to squeeze through a tight space or because she wants to give you a quick example of the firmness of her breasts. The breasts swipe you like a credit card being swiped.
"When Peggy was moving from the bar to the dance floor she cropdusted me." or "When Annya was climbing out of the fire engine, she cropdusted me." or "Tasha likes to cropdust everyone." or "Amanda likes to cropdust me in private."
cropdusted by Mike Yeranno July 20, 2005

crapdusted

The power move beyond being cropdusted as cropdusting is simply a fart released proudly within a crowd, with the ideal target of one’s ass being nose level of one’s cropdusting targets. Crapdusting is the act of parading one’s badonkadonk ant said target after having shat oneself.
Barney: dude, Paige just cropdusted me at family dinner. Wait! It started over one minute ago and the stank remains in the air. I think I got crapdusted. Either Paige is a pro-pilot of the cropduster, or I just got crapdusted
crapdusted by the comand'r January 7, 2026
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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