crantz
the police are all probably crantzers
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cratzuli
A small rodent, or insect first mentioned in Borat's chain of being in Kazakhstan which is:
-G-d
-Man
-Horse
-Woman
-Rat
-A small craztuli (like a little tik-tik-tik)
I would like to modernise this word and use it as an insult,in the case of which someone small annoys you.
-G-d
-Man
-Horse
-Woman
-Rat
-A small craztuli (like a little tik-tik-tik)
I would like to modernise this word and use it as an insult,in the case of which someone small annoys you.
cratzuli by Bennypatel October 25, 2006
Cranter
Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
cranthered
John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.
cranthered by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015
crantastrophy
experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product
" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "
crantastrophy by Its a word now January 27, 2010
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