crantz

to rape a rapistin his mouth/arse.

the police are all probably crantzers

by tom November 25, 2003

cruntzle

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.

How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!

by Monkage December 13, 2013

cratzuli

A small rodent, or insect first mentioned in Borat's chain of being in Kazakhstan which is:
-G-d
-Man
-Horse
-Woman
-Rat
-A small craztuli (like a little tik-tik-tik)
I would like to modernise this word and use it as an insult,in the case of which someone small annoys you.

'You are just such a cratzuli!!' or 'F*** off you cratzuli!'

by Bennypatel October 25, 2006

Chantz

A sexy ass beast , who gets girls but is sweet at the same time. He’s the opposite of a fuckboy. He loves he’s friends and he treats women with respect .

Girl: I want to pipe chantz

boy: he won’t do it he’s too much of a sweet heart.

by keira2000 December 5, 2019

Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.

Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!

by Windybey August 23, 2012

cranthered

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015

crantastrophy

experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product

" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "

by Its a word now January 27, 2010