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experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product
" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "
by Its a word now January 27, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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