crantle 

the geological layer between the crust and the mantle. Also refers to the crack of Satan's ass.

Man, it's as hot as the crantle in here...

crantle by kinCorp November 13, 2014

crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.

Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.

crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Cranter 

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.

Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!

Cranter by Windybey August 23, 2012

Crangle 

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

Crangle by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

cranthered 

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

cranthered by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015

Crangled 

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010