crangle

cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\

The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.

"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"

"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"

by CrangleMasta January 19, 2009

crangle

verb-to lie or cheat on a score, especially in golf matches
noun-(crangler)- a person who lies or cheats on a score, especially in golf

Man! One of those guys on my team crangled his score the whole time and won!
Ya I know...he's such a crangler

by meatton June 02, 2009

crangle

to come up with; for instance, to wrangle or to cook up in a less than desirable way. The word indicates that you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, as it were.

I'll try to crangle up a ride to the show on Friday night.

by edith eleanor April 29, 2008

Crangle

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

Crangled

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

by CK Crangle November 02, 2010

Crangle

Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.

"Wow she's a bit of a crangle"

by Dadigreg May 04, 2019

crangled

To be at the butt of one’s prank, with no boundaries of embarrassment or humiliation. Can be used as a similarity of ‘a harsh way to be being made a fool of’.

That’s worse than being Punk'd! You’ve been crangled!

by John George September 30, 2007