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To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
by CK Crangle November 01, 2010
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To be at the butt of one’s prank, with no boundaries of embarrassment or humiliation. Can be used as a similarity of ‘a harsh way to be being made a fool of’.
That’s worse than being Punk'd! You’ve been crangled!
by John George September 14, 2007
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Deteriorated, run down, shoddy or damaged. Of poor quality.
Are you still rocking that Crangled old discman? You need to pop for an Ipod.
by Heidi stink June 14, 2010
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