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Crangled 

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.
Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.
Crangled by CK Crangle November 2, 2010
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crangled 

To be at the butt of one’s prank, with no boundaries of embarrassment or humiliation. Can be used as a similarity of ‘a harsh way to be being made a fool of’.
That’s worse than being Punk'd! You’ve been crangled!
crangled by John George September 30, 2007

Crangled 

Deteriorated, run down, shoddy or damaged. Of poor quality.
Are you still rocking that Crangled old discman? You need to pop for an Ipod.
Crangled by Heidi stink June 16, 2010

crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.
Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.
crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016
Finding something strange and cringing at it at the same time.
Person 1: I despise The Mu.
Person 2: *cranged*
cranged by wykrhm July 10, 2019
Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.
“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”
Crangle by Efrom203 October 26, 2018
Absurdly broken, changed in a dysfunctional way(v); messed up, physically or mentally.(n)
That kid saw twilight with another guy, it's okay though because they were changled. (n)

Steve changled his computer so bad it required factory repair.(v)

Mike, the creator of this word, has multiple changled relationships due to the inability of predicting the future.(adj)
Changled by The Shenanigan Boys December 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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