Cranleigh

Cranleigh is a large village in Surrey which is mainly nice unless you go out after ten and then it’s full of pikeys and drug dealers who might decide to bottle you for no reason

Guy 1: are you from cranleigh?
Guy 2:hell no im not a chav!

by Sheeny224 June 27, 2020

Cranleigh

An irrational hatred of everyone and everyhthing.

I was wondering why I was feeling cranleigh until I realised I had not had my fix of caffeine yet.

by WitchBurner April 24, 2004

Cranleigh

Someone who is considered to be quite stupid: A retard

Man, that guy is such a Cranleigh. I can't believe he fell for that shit.

by Cranleigh August 31, 2003

Cranleigh

Home to the wonderful Ashleeeeeey!

Im goin down to cranleigh to get pissed u cumin?

by Fuckoff January 6, 2005