Crandle 

A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.

"Crandle! Get out of that piano! Never trust Crandle"

Crandle by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

crandle 

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

crandle by whatever September 8, 2003

Crandle 

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

Crandle by Bouy Stantefeld December 2, 2003

crandle 

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

crandle by ninja May 15, 2004

Crandle 

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

crandle! i burnt my foot

Crandle by j33btang February 11, 2008

Crandle 

One of the most loved people around. Filled with fun and always can make someone smile, no matter what goes wrong. Partying is where their life is lived and where everyone loves to see this person.

Dude you are such a Crandle, its rediculous!

or

Girls: I hope there are some crandles at this party tonight!

Crandle by Brentel43 November 28, 2012

Heather chandler 

She is a mythic bitch.

Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch

Heather chandler by Mello💔 June 29, 2018