Crandle

A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.

"Crandle! Get out of that piano! Never trust Crandle"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

crandle

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

by whatever September 8, 2003

Crandle

in addition to the male penis you light a candle, quickly put it out and stuff it in the girls "area" along with your "unit". The sensation of flesh,wax, and burning is the ultimate sensation for both partners instantly.

The Don Mega on one of his many mack adventures gone wrong

Chanukah just got a whole lot more Kinky... you sons of bitches

by Bouy Stantefeld December 2, 2003

crandle

christina's bear; formerly known as snowball.

We entered Crandle from the armpit. (His favorite spot to get finger-love!)

by ninja May 15, 2004

Crandle

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation

crandle! i burnt my foot

by j33btang February 11, 2008

Crandle

One of the most loved people around. Filled with fun and always can make someone smile, no matter what goes wrong. Partying is where their life is lived and where everyone loves to see this person.

Dude you are such a Crandle, its rediculous!

or

Girls: I hope there are some crandles at this party tonight!

by Brentel43 November 28, 2012

Heather chandler

She is a mythic bitch.

Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch

by Mello💔 June 29, 2018