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crangle
cran.gle
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\
The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.
Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \'crān-guhl\
The crusty area around a person's butthole. Most commonly found in homeless old men who have a poop fetish.
"Daaamn dawg, I just pounded dat old man's crangle"
"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"
"Oh my gosh Becky look at that old man's crusty crangle"
crangle by CrangleMasta January 19, 2009
Crangle
Crangle has more than just a mere definition. It is a feeling, a lifestyle, and a way to connect with others. Crangle is an acronym. It stands for crusty angle.
crangle
to come up with; for instance, to wrangle or to cook up in a less than desirable way. The word indicates that you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, as it were.
crangle by edith eleanor April 29, 2008
operation jingle jangle chris crangle
operation jingle jangle chris crangle by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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