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Cranstoon 

Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.
Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.
Cranstoon by ilikeduckss10 August 31, 2022
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Cranstoon 

Cranstoon, also known as Edisson ( whatever the fuck his middle name is ) baghurst. he is a small yet entertaining twitch streamer! He makes jokes and does a lot of ‘ just chatting streams ‘. his jokes are most likely gay, sexual, or maybe something insulting himself or his viewers. He has a beautiful and kind partner named Matilda. Cranstoon is a british uni student, and really.really.REALLY…despises the french. Overall, he is really nice and funny and you can watch him over at
Twitch.tv/cranstoon !
“ i’d shag anyone. “

- a horny sexual man, cranstoon.
Cranstoon by StrangeOmni November 13, 2022

Cranstoon 

"Cranstoon."
Cranstoon by s0me_W13rd0_N4m3d_Al1x December 20, 2022

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.
Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.
crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Cranston rage 

When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranston rage all of the sudden.
Cranston rage by Anominnous April 16, 2010

Bryan Cranston 

Bryan Cranston is an amazing actor, and is known for his role as Walter H. White in the show Breaking Bad. He won a Golden Globe in 2014 and a Primetime Emmy Award in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2014.
Who's Bryan Cranston?

Hes the one who knocks.
Bryan Cranston by dima6262_ July 27, 2022

Cranston West 

A school where it’s part of the less ghetto side of Cranston and is filled with privileged white kids and very few other ethnicities compared to Cranston east. It’s a school where every girl is really snobby and basic and wears pretty much the same exact shit everyday and can’t seem to handle only having one boyfriend, where popular guys have a mushroom hairstyle and care more about their shoes and Juuls than showering and guys and girls are douche bags who say nigga despite being as white as flashback Mary. People juul or smoke weed in the bathrooms cuz they think it’s fine and cool but really their parents just did a shitty job and don’t care about them. A lot of people have a lot of money in the school but yet they can’t even afford to get air conditioners for the classrooms. Fuckin losers.
My test was as easy as the girls at Cranston West
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