cranney 

Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.

That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.

cranney by Brendan s October 15, 2007

Cranney 

Cranney is used to describe a person who has nothing but gets given a lot by others and then complains about it even though it was free

Boy 1: I've just lent James my old phone
Boy 2: I bet he's really happy that he has one again
Boy 1: not really he put a status complaining about it on Facebook
Boy 2: he's a cranney he is

Cranney by Frequented October 4, 2015

Cranny fabs 

A female infested with crabs.

Stop scatching that you've got cranny fabs!

Cranny fabs by stenchmole September 29, 2015

Crannying 

Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.

Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?

Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.

"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"

Crannying by Banterberry April 5, 2015

cranny axe 

Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."

cranny axe by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

cranny ax 

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K

Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker

cranny ax by insecureshoe December 20, 2006

granny cranny 

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

granny cranny by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014